Smooth Criminal Bundle

from $40.00

A Beard Oil Bundle for the Bold, the Brazen, and the Bearded

This isn’t your average beard oil lineup. This is a curated collection of smooth-talkers, troublemakers and seductive strangers. Whether you’re lurking in the shadows or basking in beach-side glory, this bundle has your signature scent locked and loaded.

Huntsman

Mountain Air + Bergamot + Sandalwood

Smells like danger in flannel.

A woodsy wonder with rugged charm. Fresh mountain air meets smoldering sandalwood - like the guy who builds cabins and breaks hearts.

Northman

Black Pepper + Smoke + Cedarwood

Smells like smoke, spice, and serious pillaging potential.

Dark, smoky, and feral. He drinks whiskey meat, disappears into forests, and might be plotting something.

Renegade

Amber + Oakmoss + Orange Zest

Don’t follow the rules. Just follow the scent.

Sharp citrus and earthy edge. Think late-night biek rides, glowing city lights, and zero apologies.

Riptide

Ozonic Ocean Air + Citrus Zest + Sea Salt

Clean cut? Never heard of her.

Wild waves and rebel days. This one’s for the ones who smell like freedom, flirt like pirates, and never text back.

Russian

Bergamot + Black Pepper + Sandalwood

Cold-hearted. Hot-scented.

Refined with a dangerous twist. This scent wears like a suit-like armor and smells like espionage, expensive bourbon, and regret (the fun kind).

WARNING: Use with caution. May result in unsolicited compliments, prolonged stares, and your beard being declared a public distraction.

The Smooth Criminal Bundle includes 5 full-size bottles (1 oz or 2 oz).

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A Beard Oil Bundle for the Bold, the Brazen, and the Bearded

This isn’t your average beard oil lineup. This is a curated collection of smooth-talkers, troublemakers and seductive strangers. Whether you’re lurking in the shadows or basking in beach-side glory, this bundle has your signature scent locked and loaded.

Huntsman

Mountain Air + Bergamot + Sandalwood

Smells like danger in flannel.

A woodsy wonder with rugged charm. Fresh mountain air meets smoldering sandalwood - like the guy who builds cabins and breaks hearts.

Northman

Black Pepper + Smoke + Cedarwood

Smells like smoke, spice, and serious pillaging potential.

Dark, smoky, and feral. He drinks whiskey meat, disappears into forests, and might be plotting something.

Renegade

Amber + Oakmoss + Orange Zest

Don’t follow the rules. Just follow the scent.

Sharp citrus and earthy edge. Think late-night biek rides, glowing city lights, and zero apologies.

Riptide

Ozonic Ocean Air + Citrus Zest + Sea Salt

Clean cut? Never heard of her.

Wild waves and rebel days. This one’s for the ones who smell like freedom, flirt like pirates, and never text back.

Russian

Bergamot + Black Pepper + Sandalwood

Cold-hearted. Hot-scented.

Refined with a dangerous twist. This scent wears like a suit-like armor and smells like espionage, expensive bourbon, and regret (the fun kind).

WARNING: Use with caution. May result in unsolicited compliments, prolonged stares, and your beard being declared a public distraction.

The Smooth Criminal Bundle includes 5 full-size bottles (1 oz or 2 oz).

Ingredients: Argania Spinosa Kernel (Argan) Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Cannabis Sativa (Hemp) Seed Oil, Fragrance.